I am an attractive, sarcastic, lazy yet adventurous, well traveled, a cooking hobbyist,
petite (with curves) and a tennis enthusiast.

I'm from NYC, slightly mad, and can hold up my end of a conversation.

I lean towards red wine and I am a carnivore. I go to the gym yet I loathe it. I smoke cigarettes
and do no drugs (other than prescribed). Please appreciate and possess wit, sarcasm, intellect and good looks.

Be conversant in topics other than your last triathlon (unless your sport is tennis).