You know, I never learned the art of poker. And I really want to. If only so I can do some ridiculous dance and yell "boo-ya!" in the face of my guy friends. Why don't I have them teach me? I'd rather surprise them, and also...they suck at teaching.

What's in it for you? A totally fun, witty, spritely chick who makes as good of a friend as I will a future poker superstar. Ok, that last part was an obvious lie, but still. I'd prefer to learn and laugh in parks and pubs, I love either environment.